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Splash Attack Splash Attack

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Bleh.

I've had this running in the background of my computer for 5 1/2 hours and the only thing that changed was that the music stopped. And yet, this is still fucking hilarious. ^_^



MK vs. SF 3 MK vs. SF 3

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Pretty, but flawed.

You've mastered the art of bright lights. Good for you. You've also got some fluid animation in the menus and speech bars. Good stuff. Its all really flashy and pretty to look at.

However, your script was terrible, for reasons mentioned in far too many reviews thusfar, and the fight itself just wasn't engaging for me.

Sure its great to see two characters beat up on each other for a while, and in a battle featuring so many explosions and whatnot, its great to see hand-to-hand stuff. But, it seemed that, after a while, the battle sort of dragged on and, especially after the first little bit, the characters began fighting as if they were, roughly, the same character.

And that got really boring.

So, to sum up, what you've got here is a fairly average, fast-moving sprite movie with alot of sparkle and halo effects thrown on.

6/10.



Xombie: Chapter 9 Xombie: Chapter 9

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Well...

I know you you put that 'it's too short' statement at the end, but that doesn't help that its true. I mean, in my opinion, this is more of a commercial for your book then an actual chapter. But, I guess thats what you were going for...Regardless, I'm throwing this an 8 because it wasn't THAT bad, and a 5 because, on the whole, the series is still pretty good.


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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

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Retarded piece of shit....OR THE GREATEST FLASH EVER!?


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The 80's Videogame Crash The 80's Videogame Crash

Rated 1 / 5 stars

mmmmm.....

New Mexico Dessert.....yummy.....



Salad Fingers Episode 6 Salad Fingers Episode 6

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Cough.....

I watched all the "Salad Fingers" Episodes over the last hour and, until this one, kinda though that they portayed a slightly (hugely) crazy, yet usually only indirectly harmful, character. And now I'm just a little thrown off by his......Salad Fingery-ness. Oh well, cannibilism does happen, as does autocannibilism. Though under which of those this falls, I haven't a clue.

Anyway, 9/10 for something.....



MegaManX: Gas Man MegaManX: Gas Man

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Unos!

This gets all 1s, did you see that? 1s! Anyway, a poorly animated, not at all fluid, fairly boring and unamusing flash using MMX sprites. Yeah, so um......oh! Bad recolor of Chill P too.

So uh....1/10



Mask Mask

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great!

Sketchy, stylized, shweet. The art kinda reminded me of Otomo's (Akira, Steamboy, etc.) and the animation was definalty alot like the Animatrix short about the suicidal teen("the Kid"?). Anyway, great stuff!

9/10



Random Star Wars Funnies Random Star Wars Funnies

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

The opposite of good is....

Horrible. This isn't funny, isn't good, isn't well...anything. There are far better Star Wars flashes out there. Please, anyone whose reading, don't watch this if you value your life!



Mega Man Outtakes Mega Man Outtakes

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Not good......

I would understand if this were your first foray into the universe of Flash, but its like...not. Anyway, this isn't nearly as good as the billions and billions of other Sprite movies (particularly OUTTAKES ones) on NG.

Anyway....

1/10