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Splash Attack Splash Attack

Rated 4 / 5 stars


I've had this running in the background of my computer for 5 1/2 hours and the only thing that changed was that the music stopped. And yet, this is still fucking hilarious. ^_^

MK vs. SF 3 MK vs. SF 3

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Pretty, but flawed.

You've mastered the art of bright lights. Good for you. You've also got some fluid animation in the menus and speech bars. Good stuff. Its all really flashy and pretty to look at.

However, your script was terrible, for reasons mentioned in far too many reviews thusfar, and the fight itself just wasn't engaging for me.

Sure its great to see two characters beat up on each other for a while, and in a battle featuring so many explosions and whatnot, its great to see hand-to-hand stuff. But, it seemed that, after a while, the battle sort of dragged on and, especially after the first little bit, the characters began fighting as if they were, roughly, the same character.

And that got really boring.

So, to sum up, what you've got here is a fairly average, fast-moving sprite movie with alot of sparkle and halo effects thrown on.


Xombie: Chapter 9 Xombie: Chapter 9

Rated 4 / 5 stars


I know you you put that 'it's too short' statement at the end, but that doesn't help that its true. I mean, in my opinion, this is more of a commercial for your book then an actual chapter. But, I guess thats what you were going for...Regardless, I'm throwing this an 8 because it wasn't THAT bad, and a 5 because, on the whole, the series is still pretty good.

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Orbs Orbs

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


This is a pretty average game. I only got to level 9 before I quit, but until then it was mildly amusing.


The REAL revenge. The REAL revenge.

Rated 1 / 5 stars


Now, I love shit as much as well, anybody does. Which means well, not at all. This flash used shit, abused shit, and was shit. So in other words, teh suxxorz.

Pico's Cousin 2 Pico's Cousin 2

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Fun, but lacking...

It was a fun game for a minute, but the repetitiveness just became very boring, especially during the Damien fight. 6/10